Slams Laptop Shut T-Shirt

The meeting could’ve been an email. The email could’ve been ignored. See you Monday.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that still feels soft and easy—this one’s it. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in look, it’s relaxed, breathable, and built for repeat wear.

The heavyweight fabric has just the right heft without being stiff, and the unisex fit makes it a solid go-to for pretty much anyone. Made with Comfort Colors, it’s the kind of tee that only gets better with time.

The front embroidery is 4.75 inches wide with a 1.75 inch 'hey there' on the left sleeve.

We're a small, family-run brand, and every piece is made to order—keeping it personal, thoughtful, and just a little better for the planet. Thanks for supporting what we believe in.

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